This page was last updated - September 23, 1998 12:17 PM
This page was last updated - September 23, 1998 12:17 PM
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-Gonzo99
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Well, I made this site for a few reasons. One, to enhance my HTML abilities. Two, to have a way of letting my internet friends see what I am like. And Three, because it is my right to make a page if I DAMN well want to?
My name is Luke, really - not Gonzo, not 'Luke Skywalker' (if you were
thinking that, you are the most unoriginal person on the face of the earth), and NOT 'Cool
Hand Luke' - I am not Paul Newman!
If for some unexplained phenomenon that you WERE thinking about Luke Skywalker when I
introduced myself, I get way too much, it's not even funny - it has never been funny, I do
not resemble Luke Skywalker, and I don't even enjoy Star Wars anymore because of it.
I am 17� and I am between housing. I am trying to move in with my
Dad. I am just moving back to Oregon after 5-6 years
of living in -ACK- Minnesota. I am trying to
make new friends since most of my old ones have moved away or went to college. I am a
pretty laid back guy, and have never really "Blown a Fuse" unless my
brother decided he wanted to leave bruises on my shoulders. He always went for the
shoulders... what kind of tactic is that?
I love to play guitar, listen to music, I like to hang out and party and stuff, I don't
party like 'Real Hard Core' because for one, it's just not as cool as most people think to
drink as much alcohol as you can just to get drunk and wake up the next morning barfing
just to find out nobody can remember how many you drank. Doesn't that sound stupid to you?
PROFILE-
These questions were asked by website visitors, the only part I did was the
answers. To ask me questions, e-mail me.
MY INTERESTS-
My favorite guitars:
Epiphone Casino - Epiphone Korina Flying V - Epiphone Korina Explorer
Gibson Les Paul Standard - Epiphone Les Paul Black Beauty - Gibson SG Standard
Open up Microsoft Word (Microsoft Works will work
too)
and Follow these directions:
Type these words: I'd like Bill Clinton to resign.
Use your mouse and highlight the entire line.
Next, click 'tools', then go to 'language' then 'thesaurus' and run a check on this. (in Microsoft Works, go to 'tools', then 'thesaurus')
Look at what alternative you are given.
Laugh your ass off.
Tell all your friends who will think you
are the coolest.
Top 10 Favorite Songs 1. Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name |
My HERO! What a weirdo!
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If you think I have said too much, or said too little. Then please e-mail me and tell me what you this should be on this site. I am open to any suggestions. Comments are taken too. But don't forget, just because you suggest something doesn't mean I will necessarily do it. =)
